You couldn't get a decent drink in either of them, for a start. And the boredom you got in Heaven was almost as bad as the excitement you got in Hell.

Terry Pratchett
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  1. Heaven would never be heaven without you. - Richard Matheson

  2. Let this hell be our heaven. - Richard Matheson

  3. I believe that everything that you do bad comes back to you. So everything that I do that's bad, I'm going to suffer from it. But in my mind, I believe what I'm doing is right. So I feel like I'm going to heaven - Tupac Shakur

  4. The vivid force of his mind prevailed, and he fared forth far beyond the flaming ramparts of the heavens and traversed the boundless universe in thought and mind. - Titus Lucretius Carus

  5. Smartass Disciple: Please teach me about the truth, master. Master of Stupidity: Hmmm...tell me about your sexperience! - Toba Beta

More Quotes By Terry Pratchett
  1. And what would humans be without love?" R A R E, said Death.

  2. It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

  3. If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

  4. Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.

  5. I meant, " said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. C A T S, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

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